January 2011
December 2010
So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2010.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.
Edward Cullen is a vampire, he sparkles, hates...
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop,...
steenaa:
lalaotaku:
HAHA.
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
I’m usually like
When girls are on their period: Girl; "Hey can you...
yoomonica:
-vivianle:
marvelousmonstropolis:
it’s a chick thang
everytime.
LOL
That awkward moment when you make a milkshake, and...
over-ish:
HAHAHA
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
ziontehshiz:
oli-sykes:
safalopagus:
boo-you:
rocketsunshine:
theholytaxaccountant:
deadendkids:
peace-raaaawwr:
ellieisabel:
kmaula:
eia0ne-:
bjaanesantos:
ohhani:
khelsllley:
-dontbeignorant:
invaluablecompanion:
ernestchase:
NO
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I actually did know this, lmfao. I just love the graphics.
omgg somehow im cracking up,lol ewwwwwww!
...
At night
megcasson:
Everyone I know is like this
and I’m like this
2010
Here’s to the new friends I made..
Here’s to the friends that stayed when things got tough..
Here’s to the ‘friends’ that walked out of my life..
Here’s to the bitches who talked behind my back..
Here’s to my amazing new and old followers..
Here’s to the hateful anons..
And here’s to myself to make 2011 even better than 2010..
if only you could read this
wow, y’know what? eff you. I am SO glad I’m leaving. cause when I do, I’m gonna be like PEACE, bitch.
but, in the spirit of the holiday, merry christmas eve.
The amazing moment when you and your best friend...
ziontehshiz:
faindylicious:
soooperfries:
soo truee.
LOL, all the freaking time!
travelyourheart:
venomoussoul:
Meet a cute guy
He turns out to be boring as hell.
See a really hot guy with a really great sense of style.
Oh wait , he’s gay.
Meet a nice sweet cute lovable humble guy
He’s in love with some stuck up bitch.
So heres to you cupid.
my life. and then you fall in love with some asshole. yup
life.
As I get older,
ayeitsdre:
Christmas doesn’t feel like Christmas anymore. I miss being a kid so much. I miss Christmas morning where I would wake up and run excitedly into the living room tearing all the present wrap apart. It seems like my Christmas spirit got sucked away. Damn, those were some good times..
Eyepatch
Mom: When will you be home? ;)
Me: Pretty soon, why?
Mom: Just wondering ;) going to bed soon ;)
Me: Okay, what’s with the winky face?
Mom: What?
Me: This! ;)
Mom: That’s a pirate. See he has an eyepatch! ;) ;)
When you're about to sneeze and you just look like
crisdeguzman:
jeanniica:
thisnigguhjordan:
THIS MADE ME LAUGH!
this is me a couple minutes ago.
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
strawberries-and-marshmallows:
kowkowcrunch:
caramelcream07:
homemadedarkmark:
chatterboxrose:
helmaroc-king:
miggrator:
-thundercock:
randommakings:
Dude,
srsly.
Fuck
Need this on my blog.
This..omg.
Need to do this one day.
…..I am actually crying
THIS.
Ho.
GENIUS.
Masabi nga ‘to sa Chemistry teacher namin.
dallywally:
Just because someone flirts with you, doesn’t mean they like you. Just because someone likes you, doesn’t mean they want to date you. Just because someone dates you, doesn’t mean they love you. Just because someone loves you, doesn’t mean they won’t hurt you.
Relevant.
oh, this kid(:
twitter: hey baby, i think i wanna marry you. just say i do(:
ruben: whoa. we cant marry for another few years. geeze
me: lol, who says? (:
ruben: me. i have plans in life. i cant marry until we both are stable.
me: HAHAHA, you're so lame(: it's a song.
ruben: the song of our life yes i know
me: well i know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go oh woah oh, no one will know oh woah oh(:
ruben: not for a few years i told you! (;
me: lol, okay. but only a few kay? hahaha
ruben: ok. only a few. i promiise.
me: pinky promise?
ruben: what is a few years to you? 2? 3? we have to get the details right before i promise any of my fingers.
me: hmm, idk? you name it. it's your fingers, isn't it?
ruben: im sorry i cant promise a few. 25 is my absolute minimum for marriage.
me: lol, is it really?
ruben: 1 = a
2 = a couple
3-5 = few
6-9 = several
10+ = a dickload.
: D my interpretation of estimating words
ruben: i can promise several years and yes 25 is my min.
me: like i said, pinky promise? (:
ruben: nope. i ring finger promise.
ruben: nope. i left hand** finger promise.
